Are you suffering from
Tesla Regret Syndrome?
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About TRS
Tesla Regret Syndrome is a condition afflicting tens of thousands of Tesla owners.
It’s characterized by persistent feelings of deep discomfort when driving a Tesla you bought because you cared about the future, only to find that the CEO is a fascist megalomaniac out to destroy the US government and sell it for parts, then enrich himself with contracts to do some of the same work.
TRS Symptoms
Avoiding eye contact when getting in or out of your car
Affixing anti-Elon bumper stickers to your car
Reflexively telling people how long ago you bought your car
Telling yourself that selling your car wouldn’t make a difference
Looking up the share of Musk’s wealth that comes from SpaceX
Wincing whenever you hear a honk
Obsessively searching online dealerships for other EVs
Treatment for TRS
Many sufferers have experienced temporary relief from the application of a simple adhesive.
However, laboratory studies have shown that the only truly effective, long-lasting treatment for TRS is a complete excision, which can be performed at home or at a local dealership. The procedure involves selling your Tesla and any stock you own in the company. Afterward, you should notice an immediate cessation of symptoms, and may experience a profound sense of well-being.
For financial reasons, some people are not good candidates for a complete excision.
Alleviate the persistent discomfort
When complete excision is not possible:
In these cases, other self-treatment options include:
Joining spirited, peaceful protests against Musk’s attacks on democracy
Posting and sharing anti-Tesla resources and actions
Joining protests in solidarity with federal workers
Convincing friends to pursue a complete excision
Sharing the dangers of TRS with your community so they avoid ownership
